• off to revive the ancient tradition of reading magazines in front of bad action movies on TNT. #
  • why is Jeopardy! the one TV show you can’t find online (legit or otherwise)?! Am I the only one who gets the itch on a Saturday night? #
  • ran 6 miles without breaking a sweat. Well, not literally. #
  • did anyone used to watch the This Is A Knife podcast from Channel 4? What happened to that? That shit was great! #
  • is there a way to share my Pandora stations via a link? @pandora #
  • is off to the supermarket before it becomes complete and utter bedlam. Right now it’s prolly around 65% ridiculous, which I can tolerate. #
  • this is an elaborate way to get the girl. So crazy it just might work … http://batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot.com/2009/05/309.html #
  • A new definition of torture: Returning home on a Friday afternoon to find a UPS tag on your door. #
  • I’m punking out on swing dancing in Central Park in favour of lunch with my pal @jvbender. If only I lived in Manhattan … #
  • ok, seriously, I need to be how proficient in Photoshop? Is there a way of measuring this? http://bit.ly/oCEuJ #
  • this is awesome. http://bit.ly/MaWPr #
  • hey New Yorkers, we’re meeting after work at Ulysses at 6pm. Stop by if you’re downtown: http://bit.ly/1o6S4 #
  • first two pairs of headphones have arrived! Time to get sidetracked. #
  • my buddy Jessica is looking for a roommate in Hoboken. Her apt is AMAZING. RT this to your people who may be interested. #
  • Cards of Change http://bit.ly/iPCtk (via @YourCardSucks) #
  • the hottest day of the year and I’m stuck inside waiting for deliveries! O, the paradox of being a geek. #
  • What Job Descriptions REALLY Mean: http://bit.ly/FVt6x (via @twentyhood) #
  • hey Art Directors Club, your login system sucks! My email already exists, but I can’t retrieve my password. Total FAIL. #
  • at the risk of being not PC, I think the BBC News Radio should be read by a UK national who speaks English as a first language! Cmon. #
  • taking my time adjusting the kerning of a business card. Illustrator really should be better at this by default. #
  • can someone in Britain confirm when Big Brother starts? That for me marks the official start of Summer. #
  • Ladies, the secret to how to turn heads: Photoshop. http://bit.ly/nInh6 #
  • luckily, we still have some ice cream on hand… http://bit.ly/DN6ws #
  • why does everything I order online ship from California? I thought New Jersey was the warehouse capital of the Earth. #
  • I like using Google Maps to look at what I suspect to be high schools: http://bit.ly/j7Bli #
  • Why are there always barrels of gasoline laying around? Don’t people realise that’s trouble waiting to happen? #
  • Kendra and I just stalked everyone from high school on Facebook. #
  • about to order $500 worth of headphones. Yikes! #
  • resisting the urge to impulse buy. The reviews are stellar, which makes it tough. Wish I could get a better deal. http://bit.ly/UVCWC #
  • I need a recommendation on quality studio-style headphones. Noise cancellation is a large plus, but not required. Max cost, $200. #
  • wow, this would have been quite useful when I was an engineering student: http://bit.ly/11QXE6 #
  • new card: Hello World, Goodbye Stress http://bit.ly/VTsXb (via @YourCardSucks) #